Petty Breakup Candles for Healing & Humor | Dusted Not Busted

*Indicate which vibe(s) you want by typing your candle choices in the special instructions box at the checkout page.* 

$12 each or 2 for $20. Want more than 4? Please email us with quantities and selections at peaceandpetty@dustednotbusted.com and we’ll send you a custom invoice.

POV: you don’t need therapy… you need the right candle 😌🕯️

These aren’t just candles—they’re mood resets. Pick your vibe:

• Smells Like You Just Burned His Clothes – Fresh linen. Healing, with a hint of unhinged.
• Smells Like Closure – Cashmere. Soft, clean, finally letting it go.
• Disinfect & Disconnect – Sage + citrus. Block energy & phone calls.
• Too Tired to Rebuke – Vanilla lavender. Exhausted but heart still intact.
• Healing with a Hint of Hate – Black raspberry vanilla. Sweet, but memories linger.
• The Dan Candle – Detroit Lions Edition – Mystery scent… just like their plays 🫠

Pricing: $12 each or 2 for $20

This candle isn’t just a scent—it’s a vibe, a reset, and a tiny act of self-care.