{"product_id":"starter-kit-breakup-box","title":"Starter Kit | Breakup Gift Box (Funny + Healing Self Care Kit)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFor when you need a deep clean… but a deeper reset.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSoft, spiritual, and just a little petty — this kit is your reset button wrapped in satin and sass. Whether you’re emotionally exhausted, fresh off a disappointment, or just ready to get your peace (and edges) back, this is the perfect place to start.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat’s inside:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg data-bit=\"iit\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/fonts.gstatic.com\/s\/e\/notoemoji\/16.0\/1f4a4\/72.png\" draggable=\"false\" aria-label=\"💤\" alt=\"💤\" class=\"an1 CToWUd\" data-emoji=\"💤\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eSleep Mask – “Let me sleep before I sweep”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg data-bit=\"iit\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/fonts.gstatic.com\/s\/e\/notoemoji\/16.0\/1f380\/72.png\" draggable=\"false\" aria-label=\"🎀\" alt=\"🎀\" class=\"an1 CToWUd\" data-emoji=\"🎀\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eBonnet – Bonnet on, feelings off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg data-bit=\"iit\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/fonts.gstatic.com\/s\/e\/notoemoji\/16.0\/1f4a7\/72.png\" draggable=\"false\" aria-label=\"💧\" alt=\"💧\" class=\"an1 CToWUd\" data-emoji=\"💧\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eFloral Hankie – For wiping away the bare minimum (and any lingering tears)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg data-bit=\"iit\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/fonts.gstatic.com\/s\/e\/notoemoji\/16.0\/1f525\/72.png\" draggable=\"false\" aria-label=\"🔥\" alt=\"🔥\" class=\"an1 CToWUd\" data-emoji=\"🔥\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eMini Sage + Matches – Burn what doesn’t serve you. Period.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg data-bit=\"iit\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/fonts.gstatic.com\/s\/e\/notoemoji\/16.0\/1f56f\/72.png\" draggable=\"false\" aria-label=\"🕯\" alt=\"🕯\" class=\"an1 CToWUd\" data-emoji=\"🕯\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eToo Tired to Rebuke Candle – A slow-burning reminder that rest is resistance (Vanilla Lavender scented)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg data-bit=\"iit\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/fonts.gstatic.com\/s\/e\/notoemoji\/16.0\/1f64f\/72.png\" draggable=\"false\" aria-label=\"🙏\" alt=\"🙏\" class=\"an1 CToWUd\" data-emoji=\"🙏\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ePetty Prayer Card – “Dear God, forgive me for this mess inside \u0026amp; out. I’ll clean it up after this nap. Amen.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cimg data-bit=\"iit\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/fonts.gstatic.com\/s\/e\/notoemoji\/16.0\/1f3b6\/72.png\" draggable=\"false\" aria-label=\"🎶\" alt=\"🎶\" class=\"an1 CToWUd\" data-emoji=\"🎶\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eQR Code Playlist: “Sponsored by Emotional Damage” – Your official soundtrack for healing, taking a little (or big nap) and maybe shedding a few tears \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e(may include explicit lyrics—because healing isn’t always PG)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis kit is the emotional reboot you didn’t know you needed. Come as you are—messy, tired, over it—and leave feeling like your peace got a petty upgrade.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cimg data-bit=\"iit\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/fonts.gstatic.com\/s\/e\/notoemoji\/16.0\/2728\/72.png\" draggable=\"false\" aria-label=\"✨\" alt=\"✨\" class=\"an1 CToWUd\" data-emoji=\"✨\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eBecause sometimes step one is sleep. Step two is sage. Step three is blocking him.\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"Dusted Not Busted, LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51401261973793,"sku":"","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0939\/6040\/5281\/files\/websiteimages.jpg?v=1751941683","url":"https:\/\/dustednotbusted.com\/products\/starter-kit-breakup-box","provider":"Dusted Not Busted ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}