{"product_id":"petty-prayer-box-breakup-kit","title":"Petty Prayer Box | Breakup Gift Box (Funny + Healing Set)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eThou Shalt Not Get Dusty Again.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eThis is not your grandma’s prayer kit—it’s for the emotionally exhausted but still spiritually petty. When forgiveness is hard, but the aesthetic is healing. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003ePettiness Inside:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\"Smells Like Closure\" candle (cashmere scented) Soft, soothing and one step closer to not texting back.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eSilk Bonnet: Because even your hair deserves holy protection.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eMini Dustpan \u0026amp; Broom: For when you’re done cleaning up their mess.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eTurkish Towel: For wiping away the demons (and your tears… again).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eMini Sage \u0026amp; Floral Bundle + Match Vial (burn what doesn't serve you, even if it had good D and bad communication skills.)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eQR Code:  Covered in prayer, petty in spirit. A healing meets holy playlist for letting go, with light judgement and a soft beat\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e(May include trap gospel, deliverance anthems and playlist-worthy pettiness)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eWhether you’re rebuking dusty b*tches or just trying not to text him back, this box is your sacred space for healing with shade.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eLight the candle. Say the prayer. And don’t let the bonnet slip. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dusted Not Busted, LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51457397358881,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0939\/6040\/5281\/files\/websiteimages.png?v=1751941450","url":"https:\/\/dustednotbusted.com\/products\/petty-prayer-box-breakup-kit","provider":"Dusted Not Busted ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}