♥Self-Care for the Chaotic-with class.♥

Breakup? Breakdown? Just feeling petty? We've got a vibe (and a box) for that.

Dusted Not Busted offers themed self-care boxes designed for real emotional recovery. We're burning sage, blocking exes and deep-cleaning trauma with humor. Every single one of these petty, perfect boxes is handcrafted with more love (and spite) than your ex ever gave you. From hand-tied sage bundles to candles that smell like "closure" and dustpans made for sweeping your dignity back up-- we don't just toss junk into a box. we spend hours picking, curating, branding, and packaging each item so it hits just right.

This isn't Mass-Produced Misery. It's Artisanal Emotional Welfare.

You're not just sad--you're spiraling. And Dusted Not Busted gets that. We build boxes for emotional messes, glow-ups and spiritual disinfecting. Think: healing, but with petty energy and pink rubber gloves.

This is where cleaning meets catharsis- sage bundles, sarcastic prayer cards, breakup playlists and tools to literally and spiritually scrub the drama away.

Two heads, One Petty Plan

Twin sisters on a mission to make heartbreak hilarious and healing.

Delivered with love (and maybe a little salt).

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